Friday, March 04, 2005


If some of the things that keep my grandmother awake at night (she mostly sleeps on the couch during the day, but insists it's not true when people remind her of that fact) ever come to pass:

The house (in the event it's not stolen by sneaky lawyers, relatives or lawyer relatives) would burn to the ground because of exploding LPG tanks and/or cellphones (yes, exploding cellphones) while we are being murdered in our beds by an assortment of burglars and terrorists.

Which may be not be so bad because we may already be suffering from diabetes, the lack of potassium (asked her what it was for - she didn't have a clue), lung damage from the incense sticks I light from time to time, and/or osteoporosis.

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